-Buyir ? (Buyur degil)
-....
-Asparagus,hani su uzun yesil bitki...
-Bacim ben duymadim oyle birsey hic
Annem'e donerek,
-Ya Anne nasil bilmezsiniz,ya yesil ince uzun bir bitki iste ...,deli olacagim!
-Valla kizim Asparagas haber i duydum ama... Asparagus diye birsey duymadim
-Ya Anne ya, ne haberi ya...
New york'tan dondugum vakit done done asparagus ariyordum,hatta " asparagas" i bile denedim . Sonra Turkce'sinin Kuskonmaz oldugunu ogrendim.
N'oldu? Asparagus versiyonu da Kuskonmaz versiyonu da bulunamadi.
Nitekim Turkiye'de cok yetismedigini de ogrenmis oldum.
Bir otcul olarak bunu esefle karsilamistim o zaman...
Hayir,hani yurtdisinda yasiyorsaniz Turkiye'de taze kuskonmaz bulmak icin cabalamayin diye yaziyorum.Ve bugun gelen bir bilgiye gore ise konservesi mevcutmus,haberiniz olsun.
Iste burada,bu asparagas haberimi noktaliyorum.
-Good day,Do you have " Asparagus" ?
- Say it again ?!
- ...
-Thats green long veggie called Asparagus you know
-Sister never heard anything like that before
I turned to my mom
-Mom, how home you guys don't know that long green damn veggie,i am gonna be crazy !
-Well dear,i heard about asparagas news (yellow news) but never heard about Asparagus
-What is suppose to do with news Ma' ...
When i was back from NYC i was looking for " asparagus" like a crazy. I even tried to search as asparagas (which means bullshit news in Turkish). Then i found out that Asparagus called " Kuskonmaz" in Turkish.So what happened ? Couldn't be find either as "Kuskonmaz "nor as " Asparagus". Thus i have found this veggie is not really common in Turkey.
I received this information regretfully as a Herbivorous myself.
I mean,if you live out of Turkey, when you are here don't kill yourself to find fresh asparagus. The new information i have received today informed me that there are asparagus in canes.Just FYI.
At that moment,i conclude my " Asparagas " ( a.k.a Yellow journalism in Eng.) news right here,right now.
